We teach kids to fear animals like rats, snakes, spiders, etc. that are harmless 99% of the time but do we ever warn them about the real danger
WHY DOES IT HAVE TEETH ON ITS TONGUE
I am a gooseologist and I can tell you that geese live on a healthy diet of children’s souls which can only be properly chewed with unholy tongue teeth
me after accidentally tripping
My mom say that everyone has a beautiful side. So I guess I’m a circle.
i need a cuddle buddy, must be ok with listening to my music and spending 13 hours in bed together
petition to have That’s So Raven added to Netflix
my kid: whats for dinner
me: THIS FAT ASSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
me: *does split on the kitchen table*
idk i really like being called cute but i also really like hearing that you masturbate to the thought of me idk