You Really Think I Give A Shit?

zagreus-taking-time-apart:

steampoweredsass:

zagreus-taking-time-apart:

We teach kids to fear animals like rats, snakes, spiders, etc. that are harmless 99% of the time but do we ever warn them about the real danger

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WHY DOES IT HAVE TEETH ON ITS TONGUE

I am a gooseologist and I can tell you that geese live on a healthy diet of children’s souls which can only be properly chewed with unholy tongue teeth

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surprisebitch:

me after accidentally tripping

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curtest:

My mom say that everyone has a beautiful side. So I guess I’m a circle.

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akilaberjaoui:

VLADA OUT TAKE. SAN POL, BARCELONA 2014.

phobias:

i need a cuddle buddy, must be ok with listening to my music and spending 13 hours in bed together

rhubabe:

not drunk, just a mom who loves her mom

human:

petition to have That’s So Raven added to Netflix 

me as a parent

boytoynamedtroy:

my kid: whats for dinner

me: THIS FAT ASSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

me: *does split on the kitchen table*

sluttyoliveoil:

what happened to James Franco

dogalyst:

idk i really like being called cute but i also really like hearing that you masturbate to the thought of me idk