You Really Think I Give A Shit?
youngblood-fool:

No wonder my mom is always disappointed in me…
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Late post but whatev✌️#selfie #late #whatever #me
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popularboyfriend:

guy:

*slides you $20* pls stop ignoring me

hey look a $20 bill

tonyabbot:

when someone talks to me irl

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when someone talks to me on tumblr

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True friendship

dillondean:

thug life? more like hug life. come here

*new follower*
Fuk is u
*looks at tagged/me*
O shit wassup tho

evaot:

when ur tryin to tell a story but people talk over you

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emzybrain:

selim-the-arrogant:

tardis221b:

velociraptorpunk:

canyouseethefuture:

infraredcello:

vsvpxmoney:

alicetemise:

MINDFUCK

with glasses = einstein
without = marilyn

My eyes…

OMG WHAT IS THIS

i literally just moved my contact in my eye to see if it worked and holy shit

sHIT I TOOK MY GLASSES OFF AND IT CHANGED??

for normal-sighted people: look from far away or squint

Okay this means my sight is fucked because I just see a monster